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So ya wanna
exchange links huh? 
I'm game, but I have a few silly ol' rules which I
kinda like to go by. So here goes. First of all, I do not have it
set up so that you may add your site on my site. 
Why? Cause I'm
picky.........plain and simple. And if you get through the following test
,
you may add the information I will give you at the bottom of all my picky rules,
by cutting and pasting them, just like I will do with yours.
1. I exchange
links with sites that are mostly hand
crafted ! See that
word..........hand crafted? But will add sites if I think they are good! I do not exchange
links with sites that have absolutely nothing in common with mine! 
And
please don't tell me you are. Cuz if you sell real-estate, medical
equipment or drugs, are a porn site, if you sell clothing from
tim buck two, you sell tractors, washing machines, cement mixers, tickets to the land of oz, sleazy
lingerie or whatever, I am notttttt going to exchange links with
you. Sooooooooo pleaseeeeeee, don't waste your time or mine. 
We don't have anything in common. 
But if you think we still do after all that, then I want a 500 word essay typed
double space, with correct spelling on a white format with black type in either
10 or 12pt telling me why you think that gambling casinos or whatever your site
is, has some meaningful relationship 
with mine. And if you convince me,
hot diggity dog, you must be a really good BS'er. 
And this is a joke
folks!...........for those of you who are dense. It means, if you are not
in one of my categories, I am not going to exchange links with you, because you
donttttttt fit with my site!
2. You may
add my link and I may add yours! There is noooooo universal or
astrological 
law that says I must add
your link though. Because alllll links are beneficial to some extent
"if" they have a commonality to them. I have one way links on my site that
are not on exchanges, because I like them and think others may also. Soooooooo don't get your
panties in a bunch over....... 
this, ......."you must add my link if I add
yours", alright? 
And don't threaten me either
............cause I don't care and I won't respect you in the morning.
3. I do not
put up links on my site that are Zeus generated, or ones that are going to give
me 'another' one of those free books on Gorilla Marketing. I mean, come on
people, this is just trying to get a bazillion links to your site that are all
over the place in content, and you will
pay for this in the end as they are not relevant to your theme. And don't
tell me
how great or bitchen' my site is, because flattery will get you no
where. Not with links anyway. And if you belong to a link farm, please go away.
You are like a plague and you probably have cootie bugs too.
Annnnndddd if you have just a page
generating links because you are making money from click throughs, and do
not have a real web page.........do not
evennnnnnnn email me about exchanging links.
Because
it just ain't gonna happen no way, no how, no who.
4. Now if you got
my link off of someone else's site, there is a good possibility it is
wronggggggggggg. Please use MY
information. And DO NOT
HOT LINK to me. If I
find out that you have, I will get a Voo Doo doll 
in your image and stick it
with poisonous pins. Don't test me. I knowwwww people.
5. And lastly, if you insist on putting up these senseless lists of links, that's your prerogative, but I'm telling ya now, it does noooooooo one any good.
Ok, here is what ya
do, if you have made it this far. 
If you are in doubt 
you may still email
me, but I may not answer you back if you haven't followed the rules! I don't have the time, so you can
probably consider yourself on my no no list. (See categories below, they
will helppppppp you.) I am also very busy and may
only upload links once in a week or two. So please don't have a hissy fit, 
I will get to you. And I will
NOT go to your site to get
your information. If you want to link, you must include it in your email
to me. And I will not
go to your site to link myself. I don't have the time, I'm lazy
and.................cuz
I'm making stuff.
Yeah, I'm a bitch,
.............but a cute one! 
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For Link Exchange Please use the Following Information. I have given you 5 choices.
1. Hand Painted and Decorative Painting on Glass Ware and Wedding Flutes in Floral and Shabby Chic Designs by COUNTRY JOY CRAFTS All Original Country, English Country and French Country Arts and Crafts in Hand Painted designs for decorating and gift giving needs. 2. Hand Painted and Decorative Painting on Glassware, Wedding Glasses, in Shabby Chic Designs and Crafts by COUNTRY JOY CRAFTS All Original Country, English Country and French Country Arts and Crafts in Hand 3. Hand Painted and Decorative Painting on Glassware, and Wedding Glasses, Collectible Plates and Tinware in Shabby Chic Designs and Crafts by COUNTRY JOY CRAFTS All Original Country, English Country and French Country Arts and Crafts in Hand Painted designs for decorating and gift giving needs. 4. Hand Painted and Decorative Painting on Glassware and Floral Wedding Flutes by COUNTRY JOY CRAFTS All Original Country, English Country and French Country Arts and Crafts in Hand Painted designs for decorating and gift giving needs. 5. Hand Painted and Decorative Painting on Wedding Flutes and Glass Ware in Shabby Chic and Floral Designs by COUNTRY JOY CRAFTS All Original Country, English Country and French Country Arts and Crafts in Hand Painted designs for decorating and gift giving needs. Yes, the whole title should be the link with the description after it. Categories are Hand Painted Glassware, Wedding, Decorative Painting, Tole Painting or Home Decor, and onlyyyyyyyy Country if you insist.
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These are the categories offered at this time on my site. Thanks!
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