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What Were They Thinking?
Chapter One Stuff About Me
Chapter Two Mountain Men and Llamas
Chapter Three Introducing El Blanco
Chapter Four Off To Hollywood
Chapter Five It's Beginning to Look A lot like Christmas
Chapter Six The Day
Before November 16th
Chapter Seven My Neighbor
Chapter Seven My Neighbor
Chapter Eight More of Him
Chapter Nine The Grand Finale
Chapter Ten El Blanco Grande Rules
Fire From Hell
Butt Ugly Houses
Niles Minden
Letters to Niles
Van from Hell Fan Mail
My Portfolio
So Ya Wanna Do a Craft Show
Making Art
LA Times Story and Niche Magazine
Testimonials
A private collection of butt ugly houses of the universe. My quest has just begun. I do believe I will never run out of images! Every house needs an ugly fence.
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(these pictures are copyrighted and may not be taken off of my site for any purpose)
Much of the amazement of this house is lost, but trust me, there is so much rusted stuff in this front yard, that you would have thought the guy was growing it.
I don't even know where to start on this house. The truck is up on blocks, and it looks like someone is living in it. There is trash all over, and get a load of the signs!
Okay, I found this wonderous house up in the mountains. There is soooooo much going on in the front yard, that I'm going to have to give you a blow up. There are ducks everywhere! Stuffed, plastic, cement, toys, ............all kinds of trashy ducks.
Yep, that's right, here is the other side of this front yard and the ducks are multiplying! You can have your very own trailer trash in your front yard too.
Oh my, not only does this house have a painted garage interior on the garage door, but it sports some cows out front too.
Mooooooo! They need to let him on the lawn so he can eat.
What can I say. I mean this is just the epitome of butt ugly. The giant weed growing out of the driveway does give it a bit of class, don't ya think? And it is not abandoned.
Holy Moly, what is it with these people who paint their houses purple or glow in the dark green?
Don't fence me innnnnnnn. I'm not sure which is the most attractive..........the 100 million fleur de lies on the fence with matching water fountain or the Xmas in July lights on the gingerbread trim.
I like blue.
Puleese. Have you ever stood across the street and looked at what your neighors have to look at! Can you imagine the morning sun bouncing off of this baby and blinding you every day.
Yes Boys and Girls, This is a real house!!