Ok, this house in NOT in the woods.  It's in a regular residential neighborhood of track homes.   It has two giant fake people out front and a teddy bear hanging from a tree. I think they killed it,.......... I'm not sure.  That big dude over to the right is mighty scary.  Or maybe the guy sitting on the front porch did it. Tacky tacky tacky.

I don't now what that tree thing is either.  It has a suicide jump platform  on the top.  Hmmm bet the  neighborhood parents  like that.  The orange truck belongs to this house too.  Seems fitting doesn't, it?  This is really a lot of work to go to, to junk up the neighborhood.

It looks like they are still building onto this.  I wonder if they are putting anymore stuffed people out front.

I dunno about this.  It looks too disneyland for me.

This  house is like a freakin parliamentary building.  There's another flag I didn't get in the pic, but it sure catches your attention.  Patriotism is great, isn't it? I expect to see the marching band any minute.

Now here is a good one.   Save money on your watering.  Just paint those bushes on the front of your house instead.

I guess I have a thing with giant gawdy fences.   Here is one with GOLD on it!  Do you think it's real?  Maybe it will turn green after awhile.  Snort!

If you look closely you can see that the big gold medallion on the  fence matches the gold lion sitting left of the bush.  We must match for heavens sake!

 And they don't have just one gate.  They have two of these babies!  Maybe they got  a group discount. Maybe they know that other guy with the big green gates!

Ummmmm would you like some catsup with that mustard?  People!  that little paint chip looks great when it's small, but when you make it into a building........you can be blinded byyyyy the light......where's the hotdogs?